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April 30, 2005

CNN.com - Treasury duck hatches ducklings - Apr 30, 2005

Hooray for Duckie! Now the Secret Service can get back to work :-)

CNN.com - Treasury duck hatches ducklings - Apr 30, 2005: "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Break out the cigars. The Treasury ducklings are hatching. The brown mallard duck, which became Washington's newest tourist attraction a block away from the White House, began hatching her ducklings Saturday afternoon. For the curious tourists gathered around her enclosure, there wasn't a lot of activity to see because the hatching was occurring underneath her. 'The hen is sitting on the baby ducklings to incubate them because they are born wet and cold,' Treasury Department spokesman Taylor Griffin explained."

(Via CNN.)

April 29, 2005

Zoo Takes In Little Gator Found on Potomac Fishing Trip

So they found an alligator in the Potomac river, eh? I'm just surprised that he wasn't found on the Hill where all the other alligators hang out.

Zoo Takes In Little Gator Found on Potomac Fishing Trip: "After spending a couple of months in quaratine, the alligator will go on display at the Catoctin Wildlife Preserve and Zoo."

(Via WTOP Radio - Local News.)

April 28, 2005

Fla. Agency Gets Teen's Abortion Blocked

Aren't you so glad, that while sexual predators are raping and killing so many young girls in Florida, that instead of doing something about THAT, the Florida Social Services Agency is instead meddling in the rights and with the health of a 13 year old girl whose pregnancy would definitely be far more detrimental to her health than a safe and legal abortion.

It doesn't even matter that PARENTAL CONSENT IS NOT REQUIRED in Florida. So if this child was NOT in a state shelter, she could just go and have her abortion. But because she's disadvantaged, stuck in this state home, somehow these "we know better than YOU idiots have decided to put her health at risk. They charge that she's too immature to make that decision. Hello? She's too immature to decide whether she wants a baby, therefore she must have one? Who gets to take care of this baby that this immature girl who can't make her own decisions is suddenly mature enough to be a mother? Or is she just the incubator for someone's adoption?

Few things annoy me more than government meddling where they should not. But then, Florida wasn't happy enough dragging out the agony of everyone involved with Terry Schiavo, so why should anyone be surprised at this one?

Fla. Agency Gets Teen's Abortion Blocked: "WEST PALM BEACH, Fla.-The state's social services agency was granted a court order to block an abortion for a pregnant 13-year-old girl living in a state shelter, prompting an emergency appeal Wednesday by the American Civil Liberties Union."

(Via FindLaw: Top Legal Headlines.)

April 27, 2005

Homeland Security agency spends big on silk plants

All righty then! While we wait in lines for 2 hours at Dulles airport for some barely trained dumbass to tell us that we're only allowed two books (mistaking reading books for books of matches, of course) and our underwire bras may be a threat to national security, they spend 1/2 million on trappings. So.... how many more SCREENERS could they have hired for 1/2 a MILLION dollars? How many DC school children would have contributed art work for the walls of the place for NOTHING? I guess I'm just some kind of idiot but I doubt that this is the only agency in Washington spending this kind of money on crap. How much closer to a balanced budget would we be if real people rather than government appointees took a look at these budgets and said "huh" when someone wants to spend a couple million for a fitness center, and a 1/2 million for yard sale fodder?

Homeland Security agency spends big on silk plants | News.blog | CNET News.com: "Looks like there's no room for drabness while fighting the war on terror at the Transportation Security Administration. The agency, charged with protecting U.S. transportation to a post-9/11 mandate, burned through half-a-million dollars buying silk plants, art and other decorative items for the new Transportations Security Operations Center, according to a scathing letter sent by lawmakers to the head of the TSA. The splurge on knickknacks for the center--which houses a 42,000-foot fitness center--was slammed in the letter, written by Sens. Joe Lieberman and Susan Collins in response to a report by the Homeland Security Department's inspector general on the facility. Pointing to 'endless citations of wasteful spending,' the lawmakers took the TSA to task for haphazard decision-making, saying: 'That lack of attention extended throughout the project such that TSA still cannot account properly for expended funds.'"

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April 26, 2005

Overuse and Misuse of Terms

"He who controls the language, controls the world." I use to think that was bullshit. But then, I watched the Intellectual Property Cartel win points worldwide by using the made up misnomer "cybersquatting" to describe anyone who had a domain name that they happened to want. The mere use of the term caused anything from crappy legislation to judges automatically finding against anyone called a "cybersquatter."

Is it any wonder that now that a new term that strikes terror (pun intended) into humankind would be appended to the end of things to gain more attention (read money) from those who might otherwise be logical, thoughtful people? Of course not! It's human nature. The more I hear about human nature, the more I wonder if it's worth it to be human.

An Internet security expert told conference attendees Tuesday to use the term "cyberterrorism" properly--and played down the spread of government-sponsored hacking.

Organizations are abusing the word by using it to fuel their budgets, Bruce Schneier said.

Speaking at the Infosecurity Europe conference in London, the renowned author and cryptography expert called cyberterrorism a myth that has yet to become to a threat to human life.

"Nobody's getting blown to bits," Schneier said. "I don't think that cyberterrorism exists--if you add 'terrorism' to things, you get more budget. If you can't get e-mail for a day, you're not terrorized, you're inconvenienced."

"We should save 'terror' for the things that deserve it, not things that piss us off," he added.

More here

An explanation for Microsoft's anti-gay stance?

An explanation for Microsoft's anti-gay stance?: "

United States: John Aravosis has been poking around and has discovered that Microsoft pay a $20,000 a month retainer to fundie leader Ralph Reed. The precise reason why isn't known, but Aravosis suspects it might explain something:

Now, just think a minute. Microsoft finds itself under criticism from the local evangelical leader, religious right shareholders, bigoted employees and who knows who else. They don't know what to do. Who do they turn to? Well, if I'm in a religious right pickle, I'd turn to my $20,000 a month retainered religious right consultant, the former leader of the religious right, Ralph Reed.

And which side do we think the former head of the religious right would favor were he advising Microsoft what do when trapped between the Scylla and Charybdis of the gays vs. the religious right?

A. Stick to your guns and defend the gays? or
B. Find a way to stiff the gays and move more in line with the religious right?

Well, shiver my timbers, Microsoft ended up going with option B.

The article includes his sources, copies of invoices etc. Equal Rights Washington has issued an open letter to Microsoft urging to break off the relationship.

Isn't this cute?

Microsoft paying Religious Right leader Ralph Reed $20,000 a month retainer - AMERICAblog, 26th April 2005 (via The Sideshow).

While we're bashing Microsoft, here are the latest super-accurate terms used to find the Prattle home page on the MSN search engine.

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(Via The Pagan Prattle Online.)

Feds Rethinking RFID Passport

Think perhaps they might be getting clueful? Maybe? Please?

Feds Rethinking RFID Passport: "In the wake of privacy concerns about the government's new RFID passports, the State Department is reconsidering a plan it previously rejected. The plan would offer privacy protection, including encryption. By Kim Zetter."

(Via Wired News.)

April 20, 2005

My Poor Rescue Kitties

I finally took the beasts in for their dental work. Both of my poor rescue kitties were malnourished and had protruding fangs because of it, and their teeth in general were very bad. So the vet thought it would be a good idea to do blood work to make sure that everything was cool with the kitties before putting them under anesthesia. Blood work showed that they were running a low level infection consistent with dental disease (go figure) so they were scheduled to have their work done yesterday.

So yesterday we were told that they each had to have 2 teeth removed. That leaves Qhat with a grand total of 4 canines, and Oreo with a grand total of 10 teeth. Cleaning what was left of the teeth was kind of like a toxic waste dump, but our intrepid vet got through it, and the kitties were returned with bright shiny teeth, albeit not so many.

Sooooo, yesterday Oreo refused to speak to any of us. Ran away and was REALLY pissed off at the whole thing. How DARE we violate her little fur person so? Qhat just took it all in stride, sinking his 4 teeth into his dinner, and rubbing on everyone in sight. This morning I had to start their antibiotics, which must have been a comical sight. Me in bathrobe holding eyedropper, chasing Qhat around the room, Qhat laughing at me til he was caught. MOO HA HA. Oreo just lay there in her bed and took her medicine without complaint. Good Oreo. Doesn't give mommy unwanted exercise first thing in the morning :-).

All is again well at the house of Psycho Sensei with all animals healthy and happy. I am knocking wood that it stays that way :-).

April 18, 2005

CNN.com - Bush has slime-mold beetle named after him - Apr 14, 2005

I am still rolling with this one. I can't think of a more appropriate honor.

CNN.com - Bush has slime-mold beetle named after him - Apr 14, 2005: "ITHACA, New York (AP) -- Not just anybody can say he has a slime-mold beetle named in his honor. But George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald H. Rumsfeld can. Entomologists Quentin Wheeler and Kelly B. Miller, who recently had the task of naming 65 newly discovered species of slime-mold beetles, named three species after the president, vice president and defense secretary."

(Via .)

April 16, 2005

Hiding Failure in the "War on Terror?"

Oh that is funny, and just so typical of the current administration. Got information that you're failing? Well, BURY it! Don't let the American people KNOW that you're screwing up! No, NEVER!

There IS WMD in Iraq! The Iraqui people ARE welcoming us with open arms. There IS no collateral damage in civilian human lives in Iraq. TSA IS doing a better job than before 9/11. The DC ADIZ IS protecting us from that horrible threat of private aircraft. The Patriot Act is NEVER used against the innocent. And the "War on Terror" IS working.

Yeah, ok... right. We can always trust our government to give us all the facts.

WASHINGTON - The State Department decided to stop publishing an annual report on international terrorism after the government's top terrorism center concluded that there were more terrorist attacks in 2004 than in any year since 1985, the first year the publication covered. More here

ChoicePoint Wins Menace Award

Privacy, what's that? Nice to see that some people are waking up and complaining about misuse of personal information.

ChoicePoint Wins Menace Award: "The data broker takes top honors at this year's U.S. Big Brother Awards, which spotlight invasive privacy practices in business and government. Other winners include a California elementary school and the Department of Education. By Joanna Glasner."

(Via Wired News.)

April 15, 2005

Another Litter of Cheetah Cubs Born at Zoo - WTOP Radio

Hooray! Cute little endangered cheetah cubs! I want to go visit them. How wonderfully cool!

WASHINGTON - Nature has taken it's course again at the National Zoo. Just five months after the Zoo's first-ever birth of cheetah cubs, there's now a second litter.

Another Litter of Cheetah Cubs Born at Zoo - WTOP Radio: " 

She's so damn CUTE :-)

HONOLULU, Hawaii (AP) -- The only whale-dolphin mix in captivity has given birth to a playful female calf, officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said Thursday.

The calf was born on December 23 to Kekaimalu, a mix of a false killer whale and an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Park officials said they waited to announce the birth until now because of recent changes in ownership and operations at the park.

The young as-yet unnamed wholphin is one-fourth false killer whale and three-fourths Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Her slick skin is an even blend of a dolphin's light gray and the black coloring of a false killer whale.

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4th Circuit's Incorrect Ruling

I'm a lawyer. I thought I understood most of the methods by which judicial panels can twist and turn their way into making an improper decision, but this one just takes the cake. It is difficult to fathom, under any stretch of the imagination (judicial or otherwise) that picking and choosing which religions are "proper" and which are not, does NOT violate the establishment clause. If we have any other Pagan attorneys out there, please let me know where I'm wrong, because I fail to see it.

Without going into the unfortunate and incorrect statement Cynthia Simpson made about the "interchangeability of Wicca and witchcraft" I utterly fail to see how, under ANY circumstances, a religious practice can be "rejected" by a governmental body and it NOT being discrimination against minority religions.

I got so annoyed with this short sighted ruling that I wrote the following to the Virginia ACLU:

I am an ordained Wiccan Priestess, certified by Fairfax County to do weddings. I hold a Doctor of Divinity degree, certification in two Wiccan traditions (one of which boasts 140,000 adherents), am the author of a Pagan children's book, and have practiced this particular religious path since 1977. I am also a current member of the Virginia Bar. If I can be of any assistance in preparing any type of appeal to the short sighted ruling by the 4th Circuit, please call on me.

It is unfortunate that Cynthia Simpson stated that Wicca and witchcraft were interchangeable. They are two different (but sometimes overlapping) things. Wicca is religion, and "witchcraft" is one possible means of expressing that religious preference, but is by no means limited to Wicca. Many have likely heard of "Christian Witches." They are not Wiccans yet use witchcraft. This distinction is important in not only dispelling knee-jerk misconceptions some may have of certain practices as being "anti Christian" but also to define the actual religious belief known as Wicca.

I am having extreme difficulty in understanding the 4th Circuit's reasoning that a governmental body picking and choosing religious practices is not establishment. The obvious choices of book based religious practices (Moslem, Jewish, Christian, etc.) vs. others is a clear endorsement of one class of religious practice over another.

Your work with this case has received great attention in the Pagan and Wiccan communities. I am hopeful that many qualified individuals such as myself come forward to offer assistance. Please feel free to call upon me for clarification of religious doctrine, to assist with briefs, or whatever else may be of interest to you. I am also in contact with other Pagan and/or Wiccan attorneys who I am certain would be happy to assist.

Today's story from the Washington Post follows. A federal appeals court yesterday upheld the way Chesterfield County conducts the invocation at its Board of Supervisors meetings, dismissing a lawsuit filed by a local Wiccan priestess who said she was excluded from leading the brief prayer. County officials had told Cynthia Simpson that she could not be on the list of religious leaders allowed to deliver the invocation because it was limited to members of "Judeo-Christian" religions. Backed by civil liberties groups, she filed a federal lawsuit in 2002 alleging that the policy amounted to religious discrimination. Simpson has said that Wicca -- interchangeable, she said, with witchcraft -- is a peaceful religion that focuses on reverence and respect for the cycles of nature. She said she wanted to offer the prayer to help dispel images of wicked witches on broomsticks. A federal judge in Richmond backed Simpson, ruling in 2003 that the Chesterfield board was discriminating against minority religions and violating the constitutional mandate for separation of church and state. The judge ordered the county to change the policy to include all faiths or to stop using it altogether. But the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit reversed that decision yesterday, ruling that Chesterfield's policy complies with Supreme Court requirements for legislative prayer because it does not advance or disparage any particular religious faith. The decision by a three-judge panel, written by Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III, says Chesterfield, a suburban county south of Richmond, has allowed a diverse group of religious leaders to conduct the prayer, including a Muslim imam who was involved in giving an invocation at a board meeting shortly after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. Civil liberties groups criticized the decision. "This is a deeply disturbing ruling," said Kent Willis, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia, one of two groups that brought the lawsuit. "The Chesterfield County Board of Supervisors, a governmental entity, is endorsing the Judeo-Christian religious tradition while discriminating against all other religions. This kind of government preference for some religions over others is exactly what our Founding Fathers sought to avoid when they gave us [the] First Amendment," Willis said. But County Attorney Steven L. Micas said in a statement that he is gratified by the decision. "Chesterfield County's invocation policy was developed shortly after the Supreme Court of the United States established the constitutional ground rules for legislative invocations. Our policy exceeds the inclusiveness standards set by the court," he said.

April 12, 2005

Illinois: Gov Digs In As Foes Attack Pharmacy Rule

It's bad enough that our doctors and our health care choices are questioned and countermanded every day by non medical idiots in insurance companies, but to have some pharmacist (oh boy...a bachelor's degree) or pharm tech (for which you need NO specified training) decide what's best for me because I'm a woman and their religious beliefs overrule my right and my health? Good on you, Illinois Governor Blagojevich! It's about bloody time that those zealots were put in their places. Their right to their beliefs ENDS at my right to health care that *I* choose. If their religious beliefs are so strong, they should FIND ANOTHER JOB!

Illinois: Gov Digs In As Foes Attack Pharmacy Rule: "Both sides are preparing for what may turn into a legal battle over Gov. Blagojevich's order that pharmacists dispense contraceptives, even those that some pharmacists say kill embryos.

The Illinois Pharmacists Association asked Blagojevich to rescind his order. State Rep. Ron Stephens, a Downstate pharmacist, said, "I will not abide by it." The conservative Family PAC is urging pharmacists to ignore the order. And Catholic Bishop Thomas Paprocki implored Blagojevich from the pulpit to rescind the order.

The governor is standing firm.

On Monday, he warned Family PAC Director Paul Caprio the state would impose "significant penalties" on any pharmacy that ignores the order.

"In your call to pharmacists urging them to violate the emergency rule I issued, you neglected to remind them of the penalties their employers will face if they deny a woman her right to health care," Blagojevich wrote Caprio. Those penalties range from fines to losing their licenses, Blagojevich said.

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Intelligence Surveillance Continues to Grow

What a surprise! There's more surveillance. Put that together with the push for RFID, and you have a government that would rather just get its information off of radio chips without the bother of having to go to court. Notwithstanding the fact that during 2004 only FOUR of 1758 orders were turned down. If that isn't rubber stamping, not sure what is.

Intelligence Surveillance Continues to Grow: "During calendar year 2004, 1,758 applications were made to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court for electronic surveillance and physical searches, and 1754 orders were granted, 94 with modifications by the court, according to the latest Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) annual report to Congress. The report covers wiretaps and secret physical searches inside the US for counterintelligence and counterterrorism. In 2003, there were 1727 applications and 1724 orders. Essentially all other information about FISA surveillances is classified."

(Via Center for Democracy and Technology.)

Ridge Says RFID Boosts Security

Okie Dokie Tom Ridge, RFID boosts security. But then, so do armed guards in front of every house in America, GPS tracking on our cars, unlimited wiretaps on our phones and Internet services, and shutting down US airspace to commercial and private planes. Lots of things boost security, but when was the last time you heard anyone propose anything that would boost privacy?

And isn't it just peachy that our former DHS head just happens to have landed into a job with an RFID contractor? This makes me feel ever so warm and fuzzy when this man who is exploiting the information, skills, and notoriety he gained at public expense, which is now being used to line the wallets of not only himself, but this lovely RFID contractor, then tells us that the government can be trusted to safeguard any personal data it happens to collect. Gee, that's good enough for me, eh?

Ridge Says RFID Boosts Security: "The former head of the Department of Homeland Security says RFID will help make the United States safer, but critics aren't so sure. Mark Baard reports from Chicago."

(Via Wired News.)

Pentagon: Back Off, Flyboy!

This should not be surprising. Given our loving government's lack of concern for general aviation, why should they care if they happen to temporarily blind some student pilot on a solo who wanders too close to the ADIZ? They've already shown how much they care about people who are close to fuel exhaustion while waiting to get back into the ADIZ and bring their aircraft home. They've already shown how much they care about the small businesses destroyed by prohibiting transient pilots from landing at the DC3. And we can all feel the love as still, 4 years later, they haven't allowed general aviation to land at DCA.

So why should it matter to them that the average life span of a blinded pilot is about 90 seconds? Why even consider the possibility of lives lost if one of those pesky small airplanes happens to crash into, oh let's say a schoolyard? I wonder if they've even bothered to run tests to estimate what happens if a student pilot becomes disoriented. And, of course, we know that those lasers will absolutely positively prevent a terrorist from crashing a small airplane into the White House and possibly denting a few rose bushes while the pilot perishes in a fire ball.

NORAD says that the lasers can replace fighter jets. This says to me that there is NO REAL DANGER from general aviation aircraft, since you can't STOP these planes with a laser (unless they happen to crash due to disorientation). So why not drop the pretext and the useless "let the stupid masses feel better" approach and let us fly as if we were in a free country?

Pentagon: Back Off, Flyboy!: "Despite aviation officials' concerns that terrorists or others could use lasers to blind pilots, the Pentagon says it will use the light beams to warn pilots who stray too close to the airspace around the Capitol and White House."

(Via Wired News.)

April 11, 2005

D.C. Motorists Confused by Cameras

From my perspective, D.C. Motorists are confused by many things. For example, stop signs, stop lights, yield signs, speed limit signs, directional signals, etc. For that matter, VA Motorists and MD motorists seem to have similar issues with confusion. It is just such an amusing headline that I thought it relevant to a blog entitled "Psycho Sensei."

D.C. Motorists Confused by Cameras: "Motorists who thought they'd only get warnings from a new traffic camera in Northeast, gotcha!"

(Via WTOP Radio - Local News.)

April 10, 2005

So imagine you're flying Amsterdam to Mexico City

So there you are, approximately 5 hours or so into your flight, when the aircraft turns around and heads back to Amsterdam. You'd be pretty annoyed, right? I think you just might be even MORE annoyed when you find out that the reason is because two people on the US "no fly" list are on your flight, and so the US won't allow the aircraft to enter US airspace.

At this point, you may ask yourself, how did they work this? Or perhaps more likely, how did they NOT work this? Was it the airline being slow at transmitting the passenger information? (in this case, KLM) Or, was it our illustrious Department of Homeland Security waiting until the flight reached the border of US airspace before it was decided to turn the aircraft away?

Why is it so difficult for airlines and TSA to get their shit together to prevent this type of thing in future? The flight in question went back to Amsterdam, dumped the offending passengers off, (presumably refueled and re-crewed) then headed back to Mexico City, cleared into US airspace this time. Why, in the name of the Goddess, did they not say something like, "oh looky here, there are some naughty passengers on this list. Let's not let them board so that we can fly through US airspace?" Why did the whole planeload of people have to add a minimum of 10 hours to their already long and annoying journey?

Why? Because the desires of the passengers are likely the LAST thing anyone cares about these days. Passengers are treated as a necessary evil, barely tolerated and seen as only good for generating revenue. After all, the IMPORTANT people are flying around on government aircraft or private jets. Who cares about the poor schmuck who has to fly commercial? Why try to rush things so that perhaps the naughty passengers are found before the aircraft leaves the ground, or perhaps an hour into the flight rather than 5? I mean REALLY now! Such a bother to try to get people to do their jobs. *sigh*

More here from CNN

Pope - Bush is the Antichrist.

Presented Without Comment

Pope - Bush is the Antichrist.: "

Vatican City - Avedon Carol has dug out an old story, which has some bearing on one of our old stories -- it seems the late Pope John Paul II feared that George W. Bush was the Antichrist.

According to freelance journalist Wayne Madsden, George W Bush's blood lust, his repeated commitment to Christian beliefs and his constant references to 'evil doers,' in the eyes of many devout Catholic leaders, bear all the hallmarks of the one warned about in the Book of Revelations--the anti-Christ.

Madsen, a Washington-based writer and columnist, who often writes for Counterpunch, says that people close to the pope claim that amid these concerns, the pontiff wishes he was younger and in better health to confront the possibility that Bush may represent the person prophesized in Revelations. John Paul II has always believed the world was on the precipice of the final confrontation between Good and Evil as foretold in the New Testament.

The Pope did not agree that Harry Potter is evil, though.

Pope fears Bush is antichrist, journalist contends - Catholic New Times, May 18, 2003 .

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(Via The Pagan Prattle Online.)

April 09, 2005

Join the Secret Service - Protect a Duck

Maybe it's a job they can handle :-). Imagine being told you have to protect an expectant duck? I love it. Its a fine thing when the local wildlife is protected and not shot, or relocated for the sake of aethetics or whatever.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Secret Service, which has the job of guarding the president and other dignitaries, now has a new temporary duty -- protecting a mother duck and her nine eggs.

The duck, a brown mallard with white markings, has had several names suggested by Treasury Department people, including "Quacks Reform," "T-Bill," and "Duck Cheney." It has built a nest in a mulch pile right at the main entrance to the Treasury Department on Pennsylvania Avenue.

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April 08, 2005

U.S. judge imposes nine-year term for convicted e-mail spammer

Hooray! Put the bastards in jail!

U.S. judge imposes nine-year term for convicted e-mail spammer: "LEESBURG, Virginia-A man convicted in the first U.S. felony prosecution for sending bulk e-mail - known as spamming - was sentenced to nine years in prison Friday, but the judge postponed the sentence while the case is appealed."

(Via FindLaw: Top Legal Headlines.)

April 07, 2005

Charles and Camilla: Where's the majesty?

Well gee, guess WHY nobody cares? Because Chuckles the Adulterer is marrying Mr. Ed. Parker Bowles Adulterer. Why should we care that two sneaks are finally allowed to bring it into the open? She reminds me of Archie's wife in A Fish Called Wanda, only not as pretty. *shudder*

Charles and Camilla: Where's the majesty?: "Gone is the public's flag-waving exuberance for previous royal occasions, and instead one finds indifference - or worse - to the upcoming nuptials."

(Via Christian Science Monitor: All Stories.)

Woman and her accused killer argued in court

What's wrong with this headline? Gotta love the Concord Monitor. Must have been quite the one sided argument, eh? :-)

(Via The Concord Monitor: Local-State.)

Calif. Justices to Consider Credit Card Holders' Ability to File Class Actions

Yep, no kidding. Just like the twits at Bank One who tried to ruin my credit rating for "paying late" on a charge they they refused to take out of one of their own accounts. I have a Merrill Lynch brokerage account through Bank One and signed up for their online payments. They didn't tell me they don't accept their OWN ACCOUNTS for online payments until long AFTER the payment due date passed. Then, of course, hit me with a seriously huge late fee, plus interest for their error. It would be nice if we could all get together and sue those bastards. Ever wonder why some still charge 24.99% when the prime is down around 5%?

Calif. Justices to Consider Credit Card Holders' Ability to File Class Actions: "Credit card holder Christopher Boehr was outraged when he learned that Discover Bank imposed a $29 late fee on some customers even if their payments arrived on the due date. But when he sued for an estimated class of 25 million people, the bank invoked a little-known clause that requires card holders to waive the filing of a class action. Today the California Supreme Court will consider the issue in what the prospective class's attorney calls 'the single most important' consumer case in a decade."

(Via Law.com.)

Gonzales Admits Patriot Act Used in Mayfield Case

But we would NEVER use the Patriot Act to spy on CITIZENS! Only those awful TERRORISTS. Never EVER. Yeah, ok...right.

Gonzales Admits Patriot Act Used in Mayfield Case: "Attorney General Alberto Gonzales acknowledged at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Tuesday that provisions of the controversial Patriot Act were used to investigate Oregon lawyer Brandon Mayfield, a Muslim convert whom the FBI admitted it wrongly arrested in connection with the Madrid train bombings. Mayfield has contended the government used the Patriot Act to search his home and gather personal information to portray him as a Muslim militant."

(Via Law.com.)

Blog Without Getting Burned

Blog Without Getting Burned: "

EFF Releases How-To Guide for People Who Want to Blog Safely and Anonymously

San Francisco, CA - With the privacy of bloggers and their news sources coming under fire in the court system, it's crucial that web writers know how to express themselves without risking their jobs or social lives. Yesterday the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) released 'How to Blog Safely (About Work or Anything Else),' a how-to guide for bloggers worried about protecting their privacy and free speech.

The guide covers basic measures people can take to keep their blogs anonymous and explores what the law says about discussing work-related issues online. Some advice is common sense; for example, don't post a picture of yourself if you want to stay anonymous. But for bloggers who want strong guarantees of privacy, EFF suggests using technologies like Tor or Anonymizer to prevent your blog-hosting company from logging your computer's unique Internet Protocol (IP) address. Bloggers who fear they could be fired for blogging are also given an introduction to laws that prevent an employer from punishing them for speaking out online.

'There is a lot of misinformation out there about the ways people could get into trouble for blogging,' said EFF Policy Analyst Annalee Newitz. 'We hope advice about online anonymity and the law will help more people engage in free expression without living in fear of reprisals, legal or otherwise.'

Contacts:

Annalee Newitz
Policy Analyst
Electronic Frontier Foundation
annalee@eff.org

Kurt Opsahl
Staff Attorney
Electronic Frontier Foundation
kurt@eff.org

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(Via EFF: Press.)

April 05, 2005

Lifestyles of the Totally STUPID

I almost set up a new category for this one entitled "DUH."

The lawyer for Mehmet Ali Agca, the Turkish man who shot and seriously wounded Pope John Paul II, has requested permission for his client to leave prison to attend the pontiff's funeral.

Lawyer Mustafa Demirag on Tuesday said he was seeking permission under a Turkish law that allows 72 hours leave to prisoners who have served a quarter of their term and have shown "good behaviour".

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Relocate the Delocator (Donna Wentworth)

It's about time the trademark bullies got put in their places by a few good people with free speech at heart.

Relocate the Delocator (Donna Wentworth): "

If you can't beat the lawyers, route around them (or something like that): Cory and Carrie demonstrate how you can stop Starbucks from pushing the Starbucks Delocator out of Google's neighborhood.

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(Via Copyfight.)

I'm Not Only a Member of the Hair Club for Men, I'm Also... (Donna Wentworth)

I'm Not Only a Member of the Hair Club for Men, I'm Also... (Donna Wentworth): "

...entitled to fair use under the Lanham Act. hair.jpg

Big news from yesterday: the Ninth Circuit ruling (PDF) that a hair 'restoration' company can't use trademark law to strip a domain name from an unhappy customer who set up a website to criticize the company. The Court had not a little bit of fun with language in the opinion:


Defendant Michael Kremer was dissatisfied with the hair restoration services provided to him by the Bosley Medical 3978 BOSLEY MEDICAL INSTITUTE v. KREMER Institute, Inc. In a bald-faced effort to get even, Kremer started a website at www.BosleyMedical.com, which, to put it mildly, was uncomplimentary of the Bosley Medical Institute. The problem is that 'Bosley Medical' is the registered trademark of the Bosley Medical Institute, Inc., which brought suit against Kremer for trademark infringement and like claims. Kremer argues that noncommercial use of the mark is not actionable as infringement under the Lanham Act. Bosley responds that Kremer is splitting hairs.

Like the district court, we agree with Kremer. We hold today that the noncommercial use of a trademark as the domain name of a website — the subject of which is consumer commentary about the products and services represented by the mark — does not constitute infringement under the Lanham Act.

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(Via Copyfight.)

April 01, 2005

Isn't this sweet?

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A former top official for the District of Columbia's public schools is being held on charges of conspiring to raise money and recruit fighters for Muslim extremists.

Kifah Wael Jayyousi, arrested Sunday at an airport in Detroit, Michigan, was chief facilities director for public schools in Washington from 1999 to 2001. But in the years running up to that high-profile position, he supported "violent jihad" in Bosnia, Kosovo, Chechnya and Somalia, according to a criminal complaint unsealed Monday.

more here

Interesting to Think About....

Morons in the News: Enjoy the Silence...: "The Commission on the Intelligence Capabilities of the United States Regarding Weapons of Mass Destruction formally presented its report to Bush on Thursday morning. And no one cared.

Remember in grade school, when that bully used to pick on you?
He'd hit you, then when you'd protest he'd say 'You made me do
it!' Then when you denied this, he'd say 'You should have said
not to! You didn't tell me not to!' Then while you were..."

(Via Morons Dot Org.)

NTIA, .us, Whois, and the Privacy Act of 1974

As usual, DNRC Director, Karl Auerbach is right on the money. Anyone want to fund a lawsuit?

NTIA, .us, Whois, and the Privacy Act of 1974: "

An agency of the US Department of Commerce, the NTIA, has decreed that domain name registration information ('whois') for the .us top level domain must be made available to all comers, for any reason, at any time.

The Privacy Act of 1974 defines the obligations and duties of Federal agencies that control databases containing personally identifiable information. That act may be found at 5 USC 552a (be careful about that trailing 'a' else you end up with a related, but entirely different chunk of law, the Freedom of Information Act.)

The act covers systems of records - which section (a)(5) the act defines as:

a group of any records under the control of any agency from which information is retrieved by the name of the individual or by some identifying number, symbol, or other identifying particular assigned to the individual

For purposes of the .us whois database perhaps the most important words in the above definition are 'under the control'.

Back in 1997 I raised the issue whether the National Science Foundation was under Privacy Act obligations with respect to the whois of that era. After much heming and hawing (and a failure to meet statutory deadlines) the NSF excused itself by claiming that the whois database of that pre-ICANN era was the property of Network Solutions and was not under the control of the National Science Foundation. (The NSF letter is an excellent example of bureaucratic gobbledygook and slight-of-hand - it tried to use Freedom of Information Act law - a completely distinct law - to claim that it had nothing to do with 'whois'.)

Well times have changed and now we have NTIA, the Federal agency that has stepped into NSF's role with respect to the internet.

And NTIA has exercised considerable control over the .us top level domain and over the policies under which it operates. Most importantly, NTIA has mandated not only that 'whois' information be collected but has also dictated the information privacy rules under which the .us whois operates.

It seems to me that NTIA is exercising sufficient control over the .us top level domain and over the associated registration records ('whois') to trigger Privacy Act obligations on NTIA and Privacy Act rights in individuals who may or may not be named in that database. Even if we were to use the agency-excusing standards that NSF used in its letter to me in 1997, it is hard to see that that NTIA can escape being subject to the act.

It would be an interesting exercise to make a request (similar to the one I made in 1997 to NSF) to NTIA and see how the agency reacts. A current-day request would need to indicate the factual situation so that NTIA would not be able to easily wiggle away from the fact that it does, in fact, control the whois database affiliated with the .us top level domain.

By-the-way, there's an a petition protesting NTIA's policy over the .us TLD.

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(Via CaveBear Blog.)