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November 30, 2003

Yes, We are HOME

After a quite lovely thanksgiving dinner where nobody yelled or threw anything, and a GREAT reunion with friends I hadn't seen in ages, we have finally made it home. The folks at the Manchester Airport had a very rough time dealing with hundreds of people who were stuck. The Southwest reps. had the worst of it, as many of their Florida and Baltimore flights were grounded. Of course, people didn't understand that it was a weather problem and blamed the airline reps, screaming and yelling at them.

Although the Manchester people got us on an earlier flight to Philly, the outbound to National was oversold, so we spent 4 hours at the airport. The GOOD news is that when I pulled out my laptop, I noticed a wireless signal. When I brought up a web browser, it brought me to an AT&T website that offered access for 9.99 for a 24 hour period (or other fees for longer time periods, etc. etc.). I signed up, and had access for the time we were stuck. Not so bad at all.

Sleeping in one's own bed with one's own pillow and one's own husband (grin) is a wonderful thing.

November 28, 2003

Psycho Sensei Trapped in NH

Sometimes, Mother Nature throws a kink into your plans. The east coast decided to fog itself into oblivion, leaving airports unhappy and airplanes diverting everywhere else. It was indeed an unhappy sight at the Manchester airport, with many angry people milling around. As we left, SOME airplanes started getting in, but ours had landed in Boston, and was not coming to pick us up. Unfortunately, the only flight we can get back is tomorrow evening, and THAT is going to be through code shares, so we land in Philly or somewhere else strange, then go on to Manchester. It would have taken us less time to fly ourselves. I will remember this lesson. *sigh*

On a positive note, we have a place to stay with my loverly seester and her loverly husband. This is a very good thing, given that there are NO hotel rooms to be had because of all the cancelled flights.

So we're here for another day. Shopping anyone?

November 26, 2003

Dancing Bin Laden?

A reader tip to the Psycho Sensei produced this lovely missive from our friends at MSNBC . Paul suggests that we change voice chips with Barbie so Osama says "Math is Hard" and Saddam says "Let's go shopping."

JERUSALEM, Nov. 26 — Israeli customs have seized a shipment of 450 singing, dancing Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein dolls under a law banning incitement, an official said on Wednesday.

The battery powered figurines were confiscated at the northern port of Haifa, Customs Authority spokeswoman Idit Lev-Zerahiya said.
     
 An Israeli Arab businessman from the northern village of Qafr Qara admitted under questioning to importing the 400 copies of the al-Qaida leader and 50 of the deposed Iraqi ruler, as a “gimmick” for sale to Jews and Arabs, a customs statement said.

 “The law doesn’t exactly say that you cannot own a bin Laden doll, but neither he nor Saddam Hussein are exactly good educational role models,” Lev-Zerahiya told Reuters.
       The ship carrying the toys from China also contained 450 Teletubby dolls, which agents are examining to see if they are counterfeit, the statement said.
       While Palestinians have held some demonstrations in support of bin Laden there have been no mass displays of affection for the accused terror mastermind.
       Most Israelis abhor Saddam as an enemy who fired missiles at the Jewish state during the 1991 Gulf War. Popular sentiment in the Palestinian areas is largely in favor of the deposed Iraqi leader, especially for his support of the Palestinian cause.

November 21, 2003

This Man Said What We All Think

Although we hate spam and would LOVE to do the following things to them, I guess we can't tell anyone...

From the United States Attorney for the Northern District of CA

November 21, 2003

The United States Attorney's Office for the Northern District of California announced that Charles T. Booher, 44, of Sunnyvale, was arrested by FBI agents in Sunnyvale yesterday morning on a criminal complaint charging him with making death threats against employees of a Canadian Internet advertising company in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 875(c) (Threatening Interstate or Foreign Communications).

According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, from May to July 2003, Mr. Booher repeatedly made threats by email and telephone against employees of the Canadian company which Mr. Booher wrongly believed to be the source of unsolicited email advertising he had received about penile enlargement medication.  In particular, the affidavit describes the following threats, among others: 

•In a May 31 email, Mr. Booher stated that he was "sending a package full of Anthrax spores to your address" and would "put a bullet in your head"

•In a June 14 email, Mr. Booher threatened to first "disable" a named employee by a "quick 22 calibre shot to [his] lower spine," then torture him with a "power drill and ice pick" after subduing him with "duck tape and plastic shrink wraps."  

•In a voice mail message, Mr. Booher threatened to castrate all employees kill them "with a shotgun and thirty rounds of ammunition and a hunting rifle" if they failed to "get your [profanity] popups off my screen."

•In another voicemail message, Mr. Booher informed the employees that he had "a nice collection of weapons" and would "hunt [them] down" in "sunny Canada" unless they removed him from an "email list."

According to the affidavit, Mr. Booher persisted in making these threats even after Sunnyvale Police Department officers visited him and ordered him to cease.

Mr. Booher, who faces a maximum statutory penalty of five years imprisonment and a $250,000 on the charge, was released on a $75,000 bond by U.S. Magistrate Judge Richard Seeborg in San Jose.  A preliminary hearing is scheduled for December 11, 2003 at 2:00 p.m. before U.S. Magistrate Judge Howard R. Lloyd in San Jose.

A complaint simply contains allegations against an individual and, as with all defendants, Mr. Booher must be presumed innocent unless and until convicted. In separate and unrelated cases as part of the Justice Department's Operation Cyber Sweep (see companion press release), two defendants pled guilty to the trafficking in counterfeit computer software on November 10, 2003, before U.S. District Court Judge Ronald M. Whyte.  The defendants, Malinda Chan and Li Jun Lei, each pled guilty to Superseding Informations charging trafficking in counterfeit computer software products in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 2320(a).  As part of their plea agreements, Ms. Chan and Ms. Lei each agreed to the forfeiture of approximately $30,000 of proceeds from their criminal activities.  Each faces a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a $2 million fine, although the actual sentences will be determined by the United States Sentencing Guidelines, which take into account a number of factors, and will be imposed in the discretion of the judge.  Sentencing before Judge Whyte is set for Ms. Lei on February 17, 2004 at 9:00 a.m., and for Ms. Chan on February 24, 2003 at 9:00 a.m.

These investigations were overseen by the Computer Hacking and Intellectual Property (CHIP) Unit of the United States Attorney's Office.  Assistant U.S. Attorney Christopher P. Sonderby, Chief of the CHIP unit, is prosecuting the cases against Ms. Chan and Ms. Lei.  Assistant U.S. Attorney Shashi Kewalramani from the CHIP unit is prosecuting the case against Mr. Booher.

A copy of this press release may be found on the U.S. Attorney's Office's website at www.usdoj.gov/usao/can.

All press inquiries to the U.S. Attorney's Office should be directed to Assistant U.S. Attorney Matthew J. Jacobs at (415) 436-7181.

November 19, 2003

FAA Announces Restructuring

And yes, it's about time. Anyone who has dealt with the insanity of the FAA will hopefully applaud this restructuring. Now we have to wait and see whether or not this restructuring includes yet more inane attempts to privatize the Air Traffic Control System.

Russell G. Chew, the former airline executive recruited by the Federal Aviation Administration to form a new air traffic control organization, yesterday unveiled a major shake-up intended to simplify the old-line FAA bureaucracy and dismiss managers who fail to perform. [Washington Post: Nation and Politics]

A Deliciously Sick Person

Oh I love this. A man SO SICK that the Psycho Sensei approves while simultaneously rolling with laughter.

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And Now For Something Completely Stupid

Need health insurance? If your name is on the government "Terrorist Watch List" you ain't going to get it. In a stunningly stupid illogical quagmire of complete bulloney, CNN reports that the Treasury Dept. is telling major insurers like Blue Cross, Aetna, etc. that the only way they can be sure of complying with a Shrub Executive Order prohibiting property rights to terrorists, is to go through the database and deny health insurance to those listed there.

Well how ridiculous is that? Forget for a minute that it's essentially guilt until proven innocent, forget that it targets Moslem Americans, and forget that it's downright unfair. Think, for a minute, since most of the 9/11 terrorists were relatively rich guys (or were supported by relatively rich guys) are they really going to CARE? How is this going to hurt the REAL terrorists? Does this make ANY sense at all? How many millions of dollars are being lost by going through these lists? Can someone who is WRONGLY placed on this list ever get off of it?

Don't we have other things we can be doing? Like maybe finding Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein? Or are we planning on finding them after they complain they've been denied health insurance, or a job as a Walmart janitor?

November 18, 2003

Kickboxing!!!

Hooray! Psycho Sensei can now teach kickboxing again! After a low turnout but great fun class, I have fixed an approximately 10 year drought and have begun a new phase of kickboxing life. Once again the walls will ring with praise such as, "not TOO dreadful" and "cross your feet again and I'll bop you."

For those in the area, see you at the Great Falls dojang Tuesday nights at 7.

November 16, 2003

Child of Psycho Sensei Follows in Mother's Footsteps

Morgan's black belt test went great yesterday, as she successfully endured an insane night and full day of tae kwon do torture. She was dropped off at 7pm Friday night for working out and sleeping over with her fellow testers (well, kind of sleeping...she says that a bunch of them snored), then rising and shining around 7pm, just in time to run a mile and do hundreds of push ups and crunches.

At noon, those of us testing for Kukkiwon certification arrived and began our own torture. My bronchitis didn't make things easy, but I survived. There are even pictures at this lovely link.

November 14, 2003

The Psycho Sensei is Moved

I have no idea why it is that I have had more power outages in Metropolitan Washington, DC than anywhere else in the world I have ever lived or visited. But when we had the nasty windstorm yesterday I could have bet the farm that we would have yet another one.

So last night I was on the telephone to Grandmaster Choi when the power outage hit. I called him back from the one non electric phone in the house and apologized for the abrupt cut off to the conversation, and told him what happened. About 1/2 an hour later, Master Choi's daughter called and said she and her mom were on the way over. I told them this was not a good idea. It was windy and miserable outside and they needed to stay in. They insisted.

Next thing I know, they had brought us a gas powered hot plate with gas canisters, and more bulgogi, kimchee and rice than could feed an entire army. They wanted to make sure we had enough to eat through our horrible 5 hour ordeal. I'll tell you, we were about to book the dogs (heh heh....sarcasm alert). Anyway, I thought that was one of the sweetest things anyone has ever done for us. *sniff sniff*

Psycho Sensei is moved. :-)

November 11, 2003

Psycho Sensei Shaves Her Bushi

Psycho Sensei's bushi got so matted and difficult to brush that she had no choice but to shave it. As always, my wonderful fans get to see pictures of even the most intimate times in the life of Psycho Sensei. So here are the pictures. Enjoy.

Post-9/11 Visa Rules Keep Thousands From Coming to U.S.

So, while we grant illegal aliens in California and Massachusetts drivers licenses, organ transplants before Americans, let their kids go to our schools, and let them work at WalMart, the ones that will actually GENERATE INCOME for the US through tourism or by paying for their medical care, get excluded. Yeah, sure makes a ton of sense to me. Right.

AUSTIN -- More than two years after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, a thicket of new rules governing the granting of visas to foreigners is dissuading thousands of people from coming to the United States and generating protests from research universities, medical institutions, multinational corporations and the travel industry. [Washington Post: Front Page]

November 10, 2003

Psycho Sensei's P900

Psycho Sensei has improved to the point of being able to think about other things besides soup and throat lozenges. So now I can talk about my REALLY COOL new Sony/Ericsson P900 phone.

I LOVE it! It's truly a PDA/phone combination that is not only small enough to fit in my hand comfortably, large enough to have a screen I can see and use, flip back keypad so that I can actually dial without using a stylus, bluetooth so I can EASILY transfer files back and forth (hooray for isynch and bluetooth file transfer on the Mac!!!), a bluetooth car kit, and etc. etc.

It's a great phone. It makes me happy. Hooray for technology.

November 07, 2003

This really isn't fair...

I've been sick for a whole week now, and it's not getting any better. I do NOT like this. And I hate unknown doctors more than I hate being sick. It's seriously annoying. Right now it's bronchial crud, chest pain, and fever. Enough to make me feel really really awful.

I've got too much to do to be sick.

November 06, 2003

Hitchhikers Guide Lives

Yay BBC! It's about time they did something cool with these timeless works of the late, great Douglas Adams.

Production is under way on the Tertiary Phase of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with episodes due to begin airing on Radio 4 in spring 2004.

As we reported in September, independent company Above the Title have the rights to adapt Douglas Adams' novels for radio. It's now become clear that three of the Hitchhikers' novels are indeed getting their first radio adaptation.

A six-part adaptation of Life, the Universe and Everything will be up first in the spring. This will be followed towards the end of 2004 by an eight-week serialisation combining So Long and Thanks for All the Fish with Mostly Harmless.

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Will someone give these people a LIFE?

As if we didn't have more important things to worry about...

Parent and consumer groups take on Toys R Us for its glamorous portrayal of drug use, in the form of a CGI giraffe accidentally "huffing" helium [Morons Dot Org]

November 05, 2003

Spot Cat Improving

The Spot cat is improving. Apparently, he had either another stroke, or some sort of strange virus that is causing his instability. Steroids are helping. And thus the Spot lives yet another life. Lucky old man :-).

November 01, 2003

My poor Spot cat...

Spot the Wonder Cat, cat who was named Spot before Data named HIS cat Spot; Spot the 18 1/2 year old kitty who was rescued off the side of the road by a fellow employee; Spot who was found in a box with 3 siblings and nursed back to health after the vet said he wouldn't live very long - is not doing very well.

We've had our share of scares with Spot. He's been sick over the years, due to a not great immune system, a stroke last year, inflammatory bowel disease, and various and sundry other issues, but through it all, he's been a loving and wonderful companion. Last night he started wheezing and showing signs of respiratory distress. I can't take the poor guy to the vet, because he freaks out so badly we're all afraid he'll have another stroke. Tried to get a vet to come here, but nobody can come til Monday. I hope he lasts that long.

I gave him some asthma medication and a nice warm box. Maybe he'll pull through this scare too. Maybe he won't. It's not up to me anymore. Please send nice thoughts Spot's way.