But at Least We'll Be Allowed To Piss
Remember those naughty nasty big ole commercial airplanes? You know, like the ones that were flown into the World Trade Center? As distinctly different from the little tiny General Aviation aircraft that can't carry enough to be a real danger, but Congress is more afraid of than the actual things used as weapons? Yeah, those. Well, take heart. You'll be able to pee before landing and after take off again.
30-Minute Airport Rule to Be Lifted: "U.S. authorities will suspend a rule that has kept airline passengers in their seats for 30 minutes while approaching or taking off from Reagan National Airport, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced yesterday as he unveiled a broad reorganization of his fledgling department."