Hi, I'd Like to Collect My Free $500.00 Please
Due to PayPal deciding to commit suicide for the past few days, thus my being unable to process my orders on Enchanted Works, I have reluctantly been required to replug in my fax machine to accept orders. Soon after reconnecting it, the it rang and I got yet another junk fax.
However, this junk fax is in the DC area. this makes it a LOT easier for me to invoke the "Junk Fax Act" (47 U.S.C. §227) and take them to Fairfax County Court in small claims.
So I called the number listed, and got a recording asking me to leave a message and they'd get right back to me. I said, "Hi, I'm calling for my free $500.00 since you sent me a junk fax, which calls for statutory damages." I left my name and number and told them to get right back to me because I'd like to file suit against them. We'll see if they call me back :-)