The Chinese Hell of Nonstop Hitler Channel
Due to my highly hazardous job in which I am exposed to multiple biohazards on a daily basis (called children), I caught a rotten head cold last week. More unfortunately than even that, the Wessiepooh also caught said cold, ensuring he would be staying home from work and thus getting himself into serious trouble. Some of the trouble in which he engaged, was prowling through the kitchen and scavenging. This scavenging resulted in his eating something he shouldn't, and inflating half of his body to resemble a grotesque 1/2 a Ted Kennedy, thus ensuring he would be home even longer.
While I love having my darling husband home with me, someone tell me WHY this man is compelled to watch the Hitler (History) Channel every waking hour? Why does he never tire of black and white footage of abused POWs, people getting blown up, skewered, shot down, or otherwise killed in nasty ways?