The Psycho Sensei Is Amused
I have spent the past hour playing with this inane essay generator with various and sundry insane topics. It is HILARIOUS. Probably the funniest one thusfar shall be reproduced below in all its glory.
The subject of a magnificent penis is a controversial issue. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of a magnificent penis. Though a magnificent penis is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to global commercial enterprises, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of a magnificent penis. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on a magnificent penis and its numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on a magnificent penis. Observers claim it is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
Nothing represents every day life better than a magnificent penis, and I mean nothing. It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Cost
Of
Living (there was a graph here :-))
?a magnificent penis
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Even a child could work out that the cost of living world wide are driven entirely by a magnificent penis. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing a magnificent penis and ones own image of themselves.
In the words of award winning journalist Augstin Tuigamala 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with a magnificent penis. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then a magnificent penis makes a good case for being the icing.
Is a magnificent penis politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
In conclusion, a magnificent penis parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though a magnificent penis brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly a magnificent penis.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Demi Travolta: 'Oooh yeah a magnificent penis shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
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An essay on hamster racing in Melenesia
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about hamster racing in Melenesia. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of hamster racing in Melenesia. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about hamster racing in Melenesia. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those most reliant on technology, obviously. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is hamster racing in Melenesia.
Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Much has been said about the influence of the media on hamster racing in Melenesia. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - hamster racing in Melenesia is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to hamster racing in Melenesia, again and again.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Transport
Costs
hamster racing in Melenesia
How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that transport costs looms over hamster racing in Melenesia this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love hamster racing in Melenesia.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing hamster racing in Melenesia and political feeling.
Take a moment to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Vatusia Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with hamster racing in Melenesia. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about hamster racing in Melenesia and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow hamster racing in Melenesia to win our vote?
Conclusion
In my opinion hamster racing in Melenesia deserves all of the attention it gets. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and never hides.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Shania Clooney: 'My Daddy loved hamster racing in Melenesia and his Daddy loved hamster racing in Melenesia.' [3]
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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Go mad for hamster racing in Melenesia - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books
Posted by: Paul Hamilton | January 19, 2004 09:45 PM
who invented hamster racing?
Posted by: ashley | January 29, 2004 02:35 PM